I just bought myself the most perfect coffee table. Until I saw this baby…

That’s right. It’s an NES coffee table. Automatically, yours and mine now completely suck. This thing is the supreme leader of coffee tables. I know what your thinking. So what it’s just a big wooden coffee table shaped like an NES. Well now you can cry.

Oh wait. What’s this? Your cartridge slot opens?

So wha..!?           OH MY GOD!        OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

That’s right the controller comes out of the cartridge slot. Now I know you’re asking yourself why in the hell does the controller come out of the cartridge slot. Get ready to have your minds blown:

holy shit. It’s a fully functioning NES emulator coffee table with a working controller. This guy, Matt, has now won the internetz for the day. Praise you Matt and all that you represent you nerdy bastard. (Via Kotaku)